1 00:00:08,276 --> 00:00:09,643 Back a few months ago, 2 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,280 I was headlinin' a great big nightclub, 3 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:17,051 and they put me up a couple days early. 4 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,852 I came in a couple days early, 5 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,006 and they put me up in what they call the "star suite." 6 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:23,991 Now here I am, 7 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,194 headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,428 in the country, 9 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,672 and I wake up at 8:00 in the morning 10 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,064 in this "star suite" 11 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,866 all by myself. 12 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,335 Aw! 13 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,238 Yeah, that's what I said, "aw." 14 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:39,073 But I did what I've always done, man, 15 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,174 to cheer myself up, 16 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:41,609 I picked up my guitar, 17 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:43,944 I sat down, and I wrote me a little song. 18 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,614 Now this is how it feels 19 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,282 to be alone at the top of the hill, 20 00:00:48,316 --> 00:00:49,883 tryin' to figure out why. 21 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:56,190 ♪ Oh, lord, it's hard to be humble ♪ 22 00:00:56,224 --> 00:01:00,128 ♪ When you're perfect in every way ♪ 23 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:04,598 ♪ I can't wait to look in the mirror ♪ 24 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:07,901 ♪ 'Cause I get better-lookin' each day ♪ 25 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:12,140 ♪ To know me is to love me 26 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:16,277 ♪ I must be a hell of a man 27 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:22,216 ♪ oh, lord, it's hard to be humble ♪ 28 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:25,419 ♪ But I'm doin' the best that I can ♪ 29 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:35,296 ♪ I used to have a girlfriend ♪ 30 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:39,667 ♪ But I guess she just couldn't compete ♪ 31 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,637 ♪ With all these love-starved women ♪ 32 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:48,008 ♪ Who keep clamoring at my feet ♪ 33 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:52,613 ♪ Well, I prob'ly could find me another ♪ 34 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:56,850 ♪ But I guess they're all in awe of me ♪ 35 00:01:56,884 --> 00:02:01,021 ♪ Who cares I never get lonesome ♪ 36 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:04,225 ♪ 'Cause I treasure my own company ♪ 37 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:08,128 ♪ Oh 38 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:12,433 ♪ lord, it's hard to be humble ♪ 39 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,503 ♪ When you're perfect in every way ♪ 40 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,937 Can't wait to look in the mirror. 41 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,673 ♪ I can't wait to look in the mirror ♪ 42 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,275 Help me out now, come on. 43 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:23,977 ♪ I get better lookin' each day ♪ 44 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:25,379 To know me is to what? 45 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:28,449 ♪ To know me is to love me 46 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:29,783 must be a hell of a man. 47 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,720 ♪ I must be a hell of a man 48 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,121 oh, lord, it's hard. 49 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:36,857 ♪ Oh, lord, it's hard to be humble ♪ 50 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,192 When you're doing what? 51 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:41,028 ♪ We're doin' the best that we can ♪ 52 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:42,963 One more time. What are we doing? 53 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,299 ♪ We're doin' the best that we can ♪ 54 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,710 Oh, yeah, emmit! 55 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:59,480 Oh, yeah! Nail me, emmit, harder. Yeah! 56 00:03:01,749 --> 00:03:03,584 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 57 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,686 Oh, emmit! Oh, yeah! 58 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:08,622 Don't stop! Oh, emmit! 59 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,731 On the sofa, I thought, 60 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:20,534 unless you're attached to a more classic bed narrative. 61 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,736 Non-descript, though, you know, the furnishings, 62 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:24,004 so they can't tie it to us. 63 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,540 That's... I think you solved it. 64 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:29,877 We can keep you in a shirt, hiding your difference. 65 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,879 Maybe in a cowgirl, or a doggy scenario, 66 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:33,781 favoring our rears, in other words, 67 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,583 keeping our faces slightly absurd. 68 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,918 "Obscured." 69 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,320 What did I say? 70 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,189 I'm glad we're doing this, babe. 71 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,691 Taking control. 72 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,093 This whole time, we've been playing to draw. 73 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,561 It's time we start playing to win. 74 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:50,130 I know, but blackmail... 75 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,933 We lost the high roller, babe. Zip. Gone. 76 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,068 I know, and I'm so sorry. 77 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,237 It's not your fault. 78 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:58,939 A day like you had, 79 00:03:58,972 --> 00:04:00,608 I would have stopped for a sidecar, too. 80 00:04:00,641 --> 00:04:02,042 I just lost track... 81 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,644 I know. 82 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:07,080 This thing with your brother has got us both upset. 83 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,950 To deprive a man of his career, 84 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,319 endanger his female... 85 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:13,053 I panicked. 86 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,755 You're too hard on yourself. 87 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,124 You rallied, didn't you, in the end? 88 00:04:18,359 --> 00:04:20,428 You're here. We're together. 89 00:04:20,461 --> 00:04:23,230 Maybe I can call the guy, the high roller, 90 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,632 - and say... - What? Really? 91 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,142 'Cause you lost your job at the parole board 92 00:04:26,166 --> 00:04:27,935 on account of banging your clients? 93 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,971 No, because I fell in love. 94 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:40,548 That's sweet. You're sweet. 95 00:04:54,828 --> 00:04:55,896 Hon. 96 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,066 Where did you go? 97 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:04,405 I... 98 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,541 Jesus! 99 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,109 I just love you so much. 100 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:11,645 No. For Pete's sake, I'm wearing a hooker wig! 101 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,481 - Just hold on. - Sorry. 102 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:16,517 No, just... That's got to be bad luck. 103 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:21,188 Okay. Now, go. 104 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:25,393 Babe, you're my everything. 105 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:26,660 I want we should spend 106 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,061 the rest of our lives together. 107 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:32,700 You gotta ask. 108 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,734 Oh. Right. 109 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:38,772 Nikki swango, will you marry me? 110 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,378 Yes, Raymond stussy, I will marry you. 111 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:55,956 Come here. 112 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,263 You've made me the happiest woman ever. 113 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:15,075 Now, let's make a sex tape. 114 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,560 Hey, hon. 115 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:34,762 You... 116 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,430 Stella? 117 00:06:36,464 --> 00:06:38,098 What is it, honey? 118 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:39,933 I'll... 119 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:49,309 No! Now, hold on! 120 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,478 Don't make a scene, daddy. 121 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,812 Yeah, Mr. Stussy. 122 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,047 I saw the tape. It's disgusting. 123 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:55,449 I didn't... 124 00:06:56,984 --> 00:07:00,654 Baby! Baby, I didn't... 125 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,256 I wouldn't! Swear to Christ! 126 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:05,893 Stella... 127 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:07,246 Ma says to tell you, "don't call." 128 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,096 Stella! 129 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,488 Nail me, emmit, harder. Yeah! 130 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,299 Oh! Emmit, emmit, nail me, emmit! 131 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,673 What the goddamn hell? 132 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:33,346 You have a fat wife. 133 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,318 Excuse me? 134 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,521 Which part of what I just said is giving you trouble? 135 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,223 This is my office. 136 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:49,697 A fat woman is inherently untrustworthy 137 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:54,267 as she is a sensualist who sees no real difference 138 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:59,172 between a pastrami sandwich and a dick in the mouth. 139 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:03,777 There's no call for that kind of language. 140 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:06,046 No. 141 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,849 A female Jew is especially vulnerable 142 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:13,220 to the zaftig seduction of the forbidden, 143 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,088 being part animal. 144 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,828 What are you doing? 145 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,300 Ah! 146 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,469 Do you know what a chicken is? 147 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,405 - What? - A chicken. 148 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:36,076 Do you know what a chicken is? 149 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:41,414 A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. 150 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:54,194 You see, it's all a matter of perspective. 151 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,731 The chicken sees it one way, the egg another, 152 00:09:57,765 --> 00:09:59,166 so let's start again. 153 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,634 This is not your office, 154 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,070 just as your wife would not be your wife 155 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,840 if I came to her in the night with a platter of cold cuts. 156 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,612 Sit down, my friend. You have shock. 157 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:13,947 All is well. 158 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:16,416 I'm just... I'm not... I need a minute. 159 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,151 No problem, no problem. 160 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,189 Have a drink, you'll feel better. 161 00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:25,993 No. Are you out of your mind? 162 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,333 Nice drink, refreshing. 163 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,504 Are you threatening me? 164 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,316 No, no, no, the whole thing. 165 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,947 Yuri tells me you spoke to the police yesterday. 166 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,991 You can ask her, she came to me. 167 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,393 Not about anything, but there was a... 168 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,528 One of our cars was... 169 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,530 Some kind of accident. A Fender bender. 170 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:42,069 So, you know, unconnected to this completely. 171 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,176 You may have, during the course of the day, 172 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,179 a strong impulse to act. 173 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,948 It's perfectly normal, a man of your station 174 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:57,684 being forced to play the cuckold. 175 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,453 But remember, it's all a matter of perspective. 176 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:05,025 What's happening here is good. You and I are partners now. 177 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,762 Contracts have been signed by the majordomo himself. 178 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:14,768 So, you see, lives are changing for the better. 179 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:20,607 And all you have to do is review the accounts, 180 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,877 write up the deals, 181 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,913 and approve the paperwork. 182 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,618 Do you understand? 183 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,321 Ah. 184 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:41,594 Yuri will show you to your new office. 185 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,767 Don't forget your mug. 186 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:21,134 Emmit? 187 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,471 It's worse than we thought. 188 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,740 What we talked about. The thing... are you... 189 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,310 Did they hurt you? 190 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,980 To get you to sign, I'm saying. Did they... 191 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,682 You... 192 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,851 Emmit? 193 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,120 Emmit? 194 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,838 Mrs. Goldfarb. 195 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,606 You must be sy. 196 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:37,777 I am so glad we finally get to meet. 197 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:41,114 I've been pinching buck's ear every time I see him. 198 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:46,119 Yes, yes, he told me. And I must admit, I'm curious. 199 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,859 Are you all right? 200 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:59,032 Uh... of course, I just... 201 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:03,103 I had an upsetting experience this morning. 202 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:06,739 To be honest, 203 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,309 I feel as if I've left the known world. 204 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,080 You ever had that feeling? 205 00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:15,815 Like you, uh, stepped off the map 206 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:20,320 into the, well, unknown, I guess? 207 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,492 That's how I felt when my torvald died. 208 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,994 Oh. 209 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,262 My husband made his first million in mortuaries. 210 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,497 Hmm. 211 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,799 "Everybody dies, Ruby," he told me, 212 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,767 "you can't just leave them on the sofa." 213 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,105 One night, he was eating a three-pound lobster 214 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,508 and he had a stroke, and with it, a revelation. 215 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,444 Self-storage, that was the future. 216 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,114 The two businesses are surprisingly similar 217 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,648 when you think about it, 218 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,551 a place to put the things you'll never use again. 219 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,754 He died last year. 220 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:57,924 Complications from polio. 221 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,661 For six months, I wore black and tore my sleeves. 222 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,465 And then, I had a revelation of my own. 223 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,534 Parking lots. 224 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,303 The final piece to the storage triptych. 225 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,174 People are always going to need a place to park. 226 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,308 Amen. 227 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,014 I'll be honest with you, Mr. Feltz. 228 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,817 At my age, I'm not looking for a partner. 229 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:28,121 My preference would be to acquire 230 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:31,291 the entire company, stussy lots ltd., 231 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,327 and I would be happy to let you keep 232 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,897 the name intact if that worries you. 233 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,201 A second choice would be 234 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,404 to buy several lots independently 235 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,507 and build the business that way, 236 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:50,410 but let's be honest. 237 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:54,681 That would make me your competitor, 238 00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:01,354 and, as my late husband always used to say, 239 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:07,094 "you don't want a goldfarb for an enemy." 240 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,062 - I'm sure that's true. - Mmm. 241 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:14,734 It's interesting that you should come to us now. 242 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,203 Problems? 243 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,205 No, not problems. 244 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:22,008 More of a softening of the will. 245 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,278 You see, emmit stussy, whom you'll meet, 246 00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:27,414 is a great man, 247 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,049 a philanthropist, a leader, 248 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,551 and, of late, 249 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,229 he's been talking with increased regularity 250 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,188 about dedicating himself in total 251 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,589 to his good works, 252 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,693 I.e., the betterment of mankind. 253 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,395 Now, I suggested he take a step back 254 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,063 and allow me to run the day-to-day, 255 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,533 but he seems adamant that we stick together. 256 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,568 Pre-schools in Mumbai, 257 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,438 health clinics in inner Mongolia, 258 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:54,274 better access to veterinary care. 259 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,542 And after all, 260 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,110 how much money does one man need? 261 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,913 A lot, actually. Women, more so. 262 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,984 And you'd be okay with that, 263 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,887 selling a business that you worked so hard to build? 264 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,859 I'm sorry. There's... 265 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,763 Uh... 266 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:20,300 I forgot a very important... 267 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,935 We're closing on a new line of credit, 268 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,638 and my girl got my calendar confused. 269 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:29,008 You go ahead. Play hard to get. 270 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,511 No, no, no, that's not... 271 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:36,483 Easy to get. Really. I mean, at the right price. 272 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:41,087 But we should talk more. Call my private line. 273 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,691 The office isn't safe. I mean, the lines are down. 274 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,226 Hello? 275 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,395 Emmit! 276 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,570 Emmit! 277 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,110 Hello? 278 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,449 Emmit? 279 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,487 She left. 280 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,958 Did you sign partnership papers? 281 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:30,463 Did you make varga a partner in our firm? 282 00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,400 I didn't think it was possible. 283 00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:36,303 The evil of this man. 284 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,770 My brother. 285 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,807 My brother. 286 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,909 He's in my office. 287 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:47,013 He put his schwanz in the mug Esther gave me. 288 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,584 I had to throw it away. 289 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,821 You said you were gonna fix this. 290 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,989 You swore he'd go away. 291 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:59,426 Oh, enough about your stupid brother! 292 00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,662 We're in trouble here! This is a... 293 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:06,766 Enemies are at the gates! Inside the gates! 294 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,001 Fornicating with our cookware! 295 00:21:09,035 --> 00:21:11,638 What is the point of you? 296 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,240 What? 297 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,808 The point. 298 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,310 What is the point of you? 299 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,481 You're supposed to be a fixer. 300 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:25,385 Nothing's fixed. Everything's broken. 301 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,058 They sent my wife a sex tape. 302 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,499 Why would your wife wanna watch your brother have sex? 303 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,701 Not him, dummy, me! 304 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:45,171 Ray, in a wig, pretending to... 305 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,375 He shaved his mustache! 306 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,677 He and that... whore. 307 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,645 And you were supposed to stop them! 308 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,148 Don't come here moaning about, "we're in trouble." 309 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,284 Who was the one who found ermentraub, 310 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,319 the go-between which led to varga? 311 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,722 Where was the diligence, the due diligence? 312 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,023 You said... 313 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,534 I wanted to go deeper, but you said... 314 00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:08,027 "Enemies at the gates," who let them in? 315 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:14,066 I never. You need to unchain me. 316 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,669 If I was free, my hands, I could... 317 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,171 Your brother wouldn't bother us again. 318 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:21,340 It's the Delilah. 319 00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:26,379 This floozy is pushing him, putting ideas in his head. 320 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,681 And now, they think, 321 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,850 my family, that I'm some kind of... 322 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:36,088 When all I ever did was... And there's... 323 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:38,858 Look at me, there's good inside, 324 00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:40,359 a good person. 325 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:43,430 Of course there is. 326 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:46,866 Think of the children, the lives you help. 327 00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,269 I'm not some kind of weakling that can't control his... 328 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,872 Twenty-five years, and never once 329 00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,442 did I look at a woman sideways. 330 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,343 Sit-down meetings with the doors open, 331 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,911 professional always. 332 00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:03,716 You're a model, a role model. I look up to you. 333 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,084 Everyone I know. 334 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,992 You've gotta fix this. 335 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,329 Whatever it takes. 336 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,635 Shackles off? 337 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:27,440 And throw away the key. 338 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,998 I met with the widow goldfarb... 339 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:53,232 Not... 340 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,300 Okay. 341 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,802 I can't... 342 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:09,181 So, nope, say it again? 343 00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,517 I'm saying Maurice, 344 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,860 the fellow with his head caved in, 345 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,486 it wasn't a random robbery. 346 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,622 He was hired by another fellow to Rob somebody. 347 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:16,789 His brother. 348 00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:18,357 Maurice's brother? 349 00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:20,993 No, the brother of the fella that hired Maurice, 350 00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,028 both named stussy. 351 00:24:24,731 --> 00:24:26,465 - Like your stepdad. - Exactly. 352 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,676 Probably gave Maurice an address 353 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:28,811 for the brother, except he lost it. 354 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,336 Or forgot it, at which point, 355 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:31,671 Maurice makes the wrong choice. 356 00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:32,972 Drives to the wrong town, 357 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,316 takes a name out of the phone book. 358 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:35,642 Also stussy. 359 00:24:35,675 --> 00:24:36,976 And you know what happens next. 360 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,149 New chief's not gonna like this. 361 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,117 He doesn't have to like it, 362 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,554 it's factual, we think. 363 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,522 Makes more sense than the other at least. 364 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:51,257 He's still not gonna like it. 365 00:24:52,859 --> 00:24:54,661 Well, you don't have to like the truth 366 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:55,895 for it to be true. 367 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:57,296 You sure? 368 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,741 We're gonna visit the parole office today 369 00:24:58,765 --> 00:25:00,232 either way, face the hiring brother. 370 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,034 And see if you can't track down this Vanessa 371 00:25:02,068 --> 00:25:03,912 who rented the apartment that lost an air-conditioner. 372 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,772 I'm thinking they might be connected. 373 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:14,213 What do you think? 374 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,015 Bigger size. 375 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,492 Don't you think it'd be more comfortable? 376 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,085 Yeah? 377 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,486 We have something in a 44. 378 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:21,588 We'll try that. 379 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,093 You're sweating. 380 00:25:27,126 --> 00:25:28,895 It's just... 381 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:32,431 It's a lot of money, 100 grand. 382 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:35,234 Are you sure? I mean, we could ask for less... 383 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:37,536 Are we worth less? 384 00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,772 You and me, 385 00:25:39,806 --> 00:25:42,942 our value, I'm saying, to the world? 386 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:46,112 What makes him rich, and us not? 387 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:48,547 Larceny. 388 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:51,550 Your brother stole from you, your birthright, 389 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:52,752 like the snake in the garden, 390 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:55,722 and then he built this falsehood. 391 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,890 Self-made man, my ass. 392 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,426 That business is your business, 393 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:03,630 that mansion is your mansion on account of the stamps. 394 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:06,766 What he used to build this empire. 395 00:26:08,601 --> 00:26:11,738 What's fair here is complete surrender. 396 00:26:11,771 --> 00:26:13,940 We're compromising by asking for 100 grand. 397 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,507 He is getting off easy. 398 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,811 Here you go. 399 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,179 Oh, yeah. 400 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:38,164 You got me. 401 00:26:38,197 --> 00:26:39,799 Congratulations, 402 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:42,134 you're officially the stupidest person alive. 403 00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:44,837 Who is this? 404 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,940 It's menachem begin. Who do you think it is? 405 00:26:47,974 --> 00:26:49,508 You made a sex tape 406 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,310 and gave it straight to the wife. 407 00:26:52,378 --> 00:26:53,646 No... 408 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,814 You left it on the stoop. 409 00:26:56,716 --> 00:26:58,317 Three people live in that house. 410 00:26:58,350 --> 00:26:59,852 What did you think was gonna happen? 411 00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,087 Tears, were there? 412 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,154 She left, 413 00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:04,023 and took the mother-in-law. 414 00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,458 So, whatever leverage you think you have... 415 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:07,827 He's gonna pay. 416 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:10,496 For what? She left. 417 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:11,998 The way we figure it, 418 00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:13,833 that's money owed for startup fees. 419 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:16,635 Collateral ray put down as a youth. 420 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,170 He's part owner in the enterprise, 421 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:19,605 in other words. 422 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:23,810 We're not gonna stop till we get what's ours. 423 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:27,413 We should meet, you and me, hammer out an end to this. 424 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,650 The end is, you pay. 425 00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:33,185 She watched the tape. 426 00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,521 Asshole. 427 00:27:36,522 --> 00:27:37,824 Asshole. 428 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,026 She watched the tape. 429 00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,663 So, she believes, right now, 430 00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:47,734 her husband slipping dick to a redhead is a true story? 431 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,002 Factual? 432 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:52,671 We were asking100 grand to keep her from knowing, 433 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:55,407 now I'm saying 200 grand to tell her the other truth. 434 00:27:55,441 --> 00:27:57,509 There is no other truth. 435 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,511 You sure about that? 436 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,013 We got video evidence 437 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,749 emmit's screwing his secretary. 438 00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:03,883 It's a fact. 439 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,685 It never happened! 440 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:10,056 That doesn't make it any less of a fact. 441 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,725 And I'm saying the price to convince her 442 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,261 of the other truth is 200 grand. 443 00:28:17,797 --> 00:28:21,400 Stussy lot 350, one hour. 444 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:30,209 Baby, look at you. 445 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:32,711 Is it all right? 446 00:28:32,745 --> 00:28:33,913 It's amazing. 447 00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:52,431 I gotta do a girl thing. I'll see you at home later? 448 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:56,068 You want me to come? It's not like I gotta work. 449 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,269 You're sweet. 450 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,105 What do you want? 451 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:34,941 You're dead, do you hear me? 452 00:29:34,974 --> 00:29:37,276 Oh, I'm dead? That's... 453 00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,610 You got some nerve after... 454 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,446 She saw it! 455 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,248 Stella, the tape. 456 00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:43,883 Big whoop, I'm out of a job. 457 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:46,552 She left me. 458 00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:52,624 Oh, well, you know, reap what you sow. 459 00:29:52,658 --> 00:29:53,802 You should've done what's right 460 00:29:53,826 --> 00:29:55,161 when you had the chance. 461 00:29:55,194 --> 00:29:57,997 Buddy, when I'm done with you, 462 00:29:58,030 --> 00:30:00,032 they'll be sponging you off the floor. 463 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,834 Yeah? You'll be in the poor house 464 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:03,569 making soup out of your dirty socks. 465 00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,671 Fuck you. 466 00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:07,373 Me? 467 00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:10,509 Is that... is that what you're saying? Fuck me? 468 00:30:15,514 --> 00:30:17,016 You wanna fuck me? 469 00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:19,018 I'll tattoo it on my fist and come over there! 470 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,295 Stuffed and mounted like a goddamn... 471 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,820 Yeah, fuck you! 472 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:23,555 So, if you know what's good for you, 473 00:30:23,589 --> 00:30:26,859 pay the damn money and pray that I'm satisfied! 474 00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:29,495 Hello? 475 00:30:29,528 --> 00:30:30,863 God damn it! 476 00:30:36,268 --> 00:30:37,369 My mom. 477 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,335 Mr. Stussy! 478 00:31:10,736 --> 00:31:13,205 Chief burgle, we met yesterday. 479 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:16,442 Uh, you know officer Lopez. 480 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:17,743 What's, uh... 481 00:31:17,776 --> 00:31:19,411 We just had a few more questions. 482 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,380 I thought you said you weren't together? 483 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:22,881 We had an intersection of interest. 484 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,250 Shouldn't take long. 485 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:29,855 You wanna come inside, or... 486 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,058 Oh. Better you come to the station with us. 487 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,092 Cleaner. 488 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,797 Okay. 489 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:40,299 I gotta be back by 6:00. 490 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:42,234 There's... I got an appointment. 491 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:44,770 Oh, sure, we'll have you back. 492 00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:53,980 Look, I understand you got threads to pull. 493 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,415 I'm on the job, too, in probationary guise, 494 00:31:56,448 --> 00:32:00,652 but, still, we're both officers of the court. 495 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:01,988 Got yourself fired yesterday 496 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,422 is how I heard it. 497 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:05,724 Just now at your office. 498 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,926 That's... 499 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,162 Okay, I'm taking a little time. 500 00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:13,065 Continuing my education, exploring a few... 501 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,633 'Cause it hit me one day. 502 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,468 You know, what if I could do more good 503 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:17,836 in, like, a lawyer capacity? 504 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,306 You're going to law school? 505 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,342 Not, you know, officially, but... 506 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:26,778 Met with Mr. Feltz? 507 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,514 Sy feltz? 508 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:29,848 He runs your brother's... 509 00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:31,950 Oh, yeah, that's... 510 00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:34,286 Like I said, there's no hard feelings there. 511 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,323 Just a minor traffic skirmish. 512 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:38,957 You're saying Mr. Feltz was the driver 513 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,793 of the offending vehicle? 514 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:45,564 No. Why? What did he say? 515 00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:51,137 Look, it's a family matter is my philosophy. 516 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:55,707 Whatever past disagreements, bygones. You know? 517 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:58,210 Think of Jesus, his actions. 518 00:32:58,244 --> 00:33:01,480 So, there's bad blood between you and Mr. Feltz? 519 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,558 - No, I wouldn't say... - What about between you and... 520 00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:05,484 - What's the brother's name? - Emmit. 521 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:07,153 Right, emmit. 522 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:10,356 Emmit stussy, who lives in Eden prairie? 523 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:12,658 Did sy... has he been making accusations? 524 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:15,327 'Cause I got... literally, my conscience is clear. 525 00:33:15,361 --> 00:33:17,329 - Your conscience? - Right. 526 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,673 I'm saying if we're being honest here 527 00:33:18,697 --> 00:33:21,033 and not to cast aspersions, 528 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,968 but I've seen a lot of snakes in my day, 529 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,336 and that man is a scorpion. 530 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:25,704 So, whatever he told you, 531 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,040 I'd take that with a huge sack of salt. 532 00:33:31,077 --> 00:33:34,713 Maybe if you tell us how your car came to be damaged. 533 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:36,582 Like I said, it was an accident. 534 00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:39,351 He backed into your corvette two times. 535 00:33:39,385 --> 00:33:40,752 Mr. Feltz. 536 00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:45,224 He's... 537 00:33:48,427 --> 00:33:51,530 There's jealousy there, how close we are. 538 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,865 Me and emmit, our bond. 539 00:33:53,899 --> 00:33:56,202 So, you're saying there's no beef with emmit? 540 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:57,869 There's no bad blood? 541 00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:02,074 No. Emmit, we're... I was best man at his wedding. 542 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:06,545 And his daughter's wedding, they had it in, uh, Mexico. 543 00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:08,947 The invitation said "no shoes." 544 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,283 Can you imagine a wedding with no shoes? 545 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:18,157 Tell me more about your man, Maurice lefay. 546 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:22,060 Well, he's not my... 547 00:34:22,094 --> 00:34:25,464 Just a number on a file, uh, one of the faceless masses. 548 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:30,236 Blew his piss test, like I said. 549 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:31,703 Uh, I would have rounded him up, 550 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,240 except air-conditioner. 551 00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:36,975 And, um, just so I'm clear, when's the last time you... 552 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:44,416 One sec. 553 00:34:44,450 --> 00:34:46,452 - We said 6:00, yeah? - Yeah. 554 00:34:48,787 --> 00:34:50,589 - No. - Sheriff, before you... 555 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,334 I talked to Donny, let it go. He told me what you're up to. 556 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:55,494 We're not up to anything, there's a suspect in the box. 557 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:56,795 A suspect of what? 558 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,464 Winnie Lopez, St. cloud Metro. 559 00:34:58,497 --> 00:34:59,937 We got a conflagration of names here. 560 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,476 Your victim, ennis stussy, Eden valley, 561 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,977 was murdered by the parolee of ray stussy, 562 00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:04,603 currently in the box, 563 00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,514 whose brother, emmit stussy, lives in Eden prairie. 564 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:07,939 - And? - And, 565 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:09,484 there's bad blood between the brothers, 566 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,343 a run-in, one vehicle against another. 567 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:12,978 So, we're thinking things escalated. 568 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:14,280 Ray hires the ex-con to... 569 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:15,481 Listen to me. 570 00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,853 There's a girl in england. 571 00:35:23,822 --> 00:35:26,458 Nine years old. 572 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:29,328 Laura buxton, she's got a red balloon. 573 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:32,731 She ties a note to it. 574 00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:35,501 "If found," 575 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,436 "please return to Laura buxton," 576 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:38,470 and her address. 577 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:41,407 She lets it go. 578 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:46,512 Damn thing flies 30, 40, 50 miles, 579 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:48,980 comes down in a field. 580 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:50,949 The words found by another little girl, 581 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,684 also nine, 582 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:57,356 also named, wait for it, Laura buxton. 583 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:00,692 That's... 584 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:03,229 A true story. 585 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:05,664 These things happen all the time. 586 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:07,699 Coincidence, random life. 587 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:16,508 Okay. Here's another story. 588 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,810 Once upon a time, a guy named stussy 589 00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,512 hired an idiot to Rob his brother, 590 00:36:20,546 --> 00:36:22,514 and the idiot drove to the wrong town 591 00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,583 and killed the wrong stussy. 592 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:27,719 I hate that story. You know why? 593 00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:32,358 You can't prove it. 594 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:36,228 Now, pack him up and get him out of here. 595 00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:37,563 We got work to do. 596 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,312 How's your wife? 597 00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:03,849 My wife? 598 00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,293 Please thank her for dinner the other night. 599 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:09,254 Those pork chops were delightful. 600 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,522 I, uh... 601 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:13,892 Yeah, she's a hell of a cook. 602 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:34,179 I'm not sure we can trust the Jew. 603 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:37,783 - Who? - Feltz. 604 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,386 There's been some sneaking around. 605 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:41,520 Do you trust him? 606 00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:42,854 Sy? 607 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:45,457 Some people think he's colluding 608 00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:47,125 with your brother. 609 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:48,394 What? Who? 610 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,861 People talk, that's all I'm saying. 611 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,563 People you don't want to be talking. 612 00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:53,499 I heard he broke into your bank. 613 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:55,066 Sy? 614 00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,568 Raymond. 615 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:03,308 Access to a safety deposit box, et cetera, 616 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,076 and, now, he would've needed a key, 617 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:07,045 and where he might've gotten one? 618 00:39:07,078 --> 00:39:09,014 An insider. 619 00:39:09,047 --> 00:39:10,516 No, that's... 620 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:12,684 Buck drilled the lock is what sy said. 621 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:15,521 Is what sy says. 622 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:17,355 Or either, it's possible 623 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:21,393 that your consigliere making a move 624 00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:26,364 and he's using your brother as a diversion, or worse, 625 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:29,067 a straw man after all. 626 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:36,174 The name on the marquee is "stussy lots," 627 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,578 but nowhere does it specify which stussy. 628 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:48,420 That's... he's... I talked to sy. 629 00:39:48,454 --> 00:39:52,724 He's onboard, all in with this, with us. 630 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,026 Trust me. 631 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:59,698 And he hates, trust me, hates ray. 632 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,133 Wishes I'd cut him out a long time ago. 633 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:09,274 Look. 634 00:40:09,307 --> 00:40:13,612 We are making a souffle here. Do you understand? 635 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:17,082 Lines of credit, 636 00:40:17,115 --> 00:40:21,186 capital acquisition, increased valuation. 637 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:26,424 It's how you turn a small business 638 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,259 into a big business. 639 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:32,898 And it is fluffy, and it is delicious. 640 00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:36,101 But you can't agitate 641 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,970 while it rises, otherwise... Poof. 642 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,980 It's... he... 643 00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:52,484 He knows it's not sy, that this isn't... 644 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:56,988 He just wants to protect me. 645 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:02,027 From success? 646 00:41:04,329 --> 00:41:06,632 I'll talk to him. 647 00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:11,870 That's all I ask. 648 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,964 Any calls? 649 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,398 I left the slips on your desk. 650 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:42,467 Also, there's a man waiting to see you. 651 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:43,535 Oh. 652 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:46,471 Mr. Stussy. 653 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,740 I'm agent dollard from the IRS. 654 00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,676 That's... 655 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:51,910 What is this about? 656 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,879 Just a routine visit, or... 657 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:57,983 Well, maybe we could go to your office? 658 00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:01,119 Great. It's, uh, right back here. 659 00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:13,231 - Do you mind if I... - Please. 660 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:46,131 So, you said that this was just a routine drop in, or... 661 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:48,099 Yes. And, no. 662 00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:49,567 Routine, in that 663 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:50,912 we make these kind of calls all the time, 664 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:54,239 so routine for me. 665 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:56,742 You made a withdrawal in the amount 666 00:42:56,775 --> 00:42:59,210 of $10,000 cash earlier this week. 667 00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:00,712 - Motherfucker. - Excuse me? 668 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:02,447 - What? - You said? 669 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,282 Since when was it a crime for a citizen, 670 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:07,385 a tax paying citizen to use their own money? 671 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:10,055 No, sir, it's not a crime. Not exactly. 672 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:11,990 But, uh, any transaction, 673 00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:17,062 deposit or withdrawal greater than $9,999.99, 674 00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,496 it triggers an alarm with us. 675 00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:19,931 An alarm? 676 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,100 Not an actual alarm 677 00:43:22,133 --> 00:43:24,169 like at a fire station, that would be funny. 678 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:25,971 Spinning light, maybe get a pole. 679 00:43:26,004 --> 00:43:28,807 No, it's more of an alert, a computer alert. 680 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,644 So, I've been dispatched by hq to ask a few questions. 681 00:43:32,678 --> 00:43:34,112 They're simple questions. 682 00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:35,513 Maybe take a look at your books. 683 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,816 My books? 684 00:43:38,717 --> 00:43:40,285 Think of it like... 685 00:43:41,820 --> 00:43:43,221 You been to the airport? 686 00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,926 Recently? 687 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,662 In life, I'm saying you've been to an airport? 688 00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:51,830 Yes. 689 00:43:51,863 --> 00:43:53,164 Well, sometimes at the airport, 690 00:43:53,198 --> 00:43:54,833 when you go through the detector, 691 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:58,469 the metal detector, or the radiographic scan, 692 00:43:58,503 --> 00:44:00,014 you get selected for additional screening, 693 00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:01,539 a pat down. 694 00:44:01,572 --> 00:44:04,009 Maybe they swab your hands for explosives residue. 695 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,777 - What? - Residue. 696 00:44:05,811 --> 00:44:07,321 To make sure you haven't been, you know, building a bomb. 697 00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:08,814 What are we talking about here? 698 00:44:08,847 --> 00:44:10,648 Nobody's been building any... 699 00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:13,484 No, of course not. That's what I'm saying. 700 00:44:13,518 --> 00:44:15,453 But because of your withdrawal, 701 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,222 which I am required by law to question, 702 00:44:17,255 --> 00:44:19,624 you've been selected for additional review. 703 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:22,994 Screening, minimally invasive, day surgery, 704 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:26,097 versus, say, having your colon removed. 705 00:44:27,332 --> 00:44:28,399 Little IRS humor. 706 00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:29,500 Isn't this... uh... 707 00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:33,304 Don't you need a warrant for this? 708 00:44:33,338 --> 00:44:35,173 Oh, no, sir, that's the FBI. 709 00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,042 Uh, this is more of an informal 710 00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:38,810 kick-the-tires and all that, 711 00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:40,311 so that we can avert an actual audit. 712 00:44:40,345 --> 00:44:41,980 An audit? 713 00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:43,815 Are you crazy? 714 00:44:43,849 --> 00:44:44,883 Sir? 715 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,018 It's... we... 716 00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:48,653 - I'm sorry. - Sure. 717 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:53,324 Our records are pristine, our books. 718 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,326 You could eat off them 719 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,395 if that was your... 720 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:01,532 And that other gentleman in the next office, 721 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:02,968 that would be Mr., uh... 722 00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:09,640 Feltz? 723 00:45:10,742 --> 00:45:12,610 It might be. 724 00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:14,412 Sir? 725 00:45:17,082 --> 00:45:21,586 No. Uh, Mr. Feltz is off today. 726 00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:23,855 Family matter. 727 00:45:23,889 --> 00:45:25,290 Oh, I see. 728 00:45:25,323 --> 00:45:27,558 Well, I would need to talk to him as well, 729 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:30,428 and any other senior members of your staff. 730 00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,764 How many partners do you have? 731 00:45:32,798 --> 00:45:35,466 Just how much time... 732 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:39,237 Like I said, this is just a baby step. 733 00:45:39,270 --> 00:45:41,272 I'll park myself in an office, 734 00:45:41,306 --> 00:45:43,641 you know, do a few interviews, 735 00:45:43,674 --> 00:45:45,110 maybe look over your books. 736 00:45:45,143 --> 00:45:46,244 An office? 737 00:45:46,277 --> 00:45:47,645 Exactly. 738 00:45:47,678 --> 00:45:49,815 Or a conference room, if that's easier. 739 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:51,416 Heck, I spent three months 740 00:45:51,449 --> 00:45:53,251 in the mailroom of a novelty store once 741 00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:55,086 surrounded by plastic poop and rubber vomit, 742 00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,188 so it doesn't have to be the riviera. 743 00:45:59,290 --> 00:46:02,327 Okay. Not a problem. 744 00:46:03,628 --> 00:46:04,662 Uh... 745 00:46:04,695 --> 00:46:06,097 I know just where to put you. 746 00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:07,765 Oh, good. 747 00:46:26,651 --> 00:46:29,254 Well, I appreciate it. Shall we say 8:00 A.M.? 748 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:30,856 How about 7:30? 749 00:46:30,889 --> 00:46:33,124 Perfect. I'll see you then. 750 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,492 You betcha. 751 00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:58,649 Is he married? 752 00:46:58,683 --> 00:47:00,118 What? 753 00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:03,554 Was he wearing a ring? Did he mention kids? 754 00:47:03,588 --> 00:47:05,123 That can be used. 755 00:47:05,156 --> 00:47:07,993 I have no idea what you're saying to me right now. 756 00:47:08,026 --> 00:47:09,494 We can't... 757 00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:12,663 The jig is up. 758 00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:13,965 This isn't... 759 00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:16,501 He's gonna park himself in an office. 760 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:18,636 An office! 761 00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:22,173 Days, weeks, asking questions, reviewing the books. 762 00:47:22,207 --> 00:47:23,808 He asked to see the books? 763 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,810 Yes. 764 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:30,015 That's all right. We'll show him the fake ones. 765 00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:33,051 That's... wait. 766 00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:35,353 We have fake books? 767 00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:20,765 Let's go deeper. Away from the road. 768 00:49:16,354 --> 00:49:18,689 Forty grand. 769 00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:24,362 That, plus the 10 you stole, puts it 50. 770 00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:26,964 My thought, then, is you should leave the state. 771 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:33,104 Two hundred. And we want the stamp. 772 00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,972 For what? 773 00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:36,807 It's the principle. 774 00:49:42,380 --> 00:49:44,315 What's this? 775 00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:47,118 Nothing. Something else. 776 00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:49,387 It's okay, I got it. 777 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,356 Sy, sy... 778 00:49:52,590 --> 00:49:55,460 What's the matter, buddy? 779 00:49:55,493 --> 00:50:00,198 You drank from the holy cup, but here you are. 780 00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:01,566 Not being a good boy. 781 00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:02,967 This isn't that. 782 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,602 I'm sorry. Who are you? 783 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,407 What? 784 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,543 He said pretty girls should only open their mouths 785 00:50:12,577 --> 00:50:15,346 - when they see a dick. - Oh. 786 00:50:15,380 --> 00:50:18,683 And, just so I'm clear, which one of you is the dick? 787 00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,818 Enough. I'm handling this. 788 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:21,886 Okay. 789 00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:27,492 Have you been to Siberia? 790 00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,894 Have I been to Siberia, is that the question? 791 00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:34,599 It's very much like this. 792 00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:45,243 Except the dirt. 793 00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:49,547 The earth soaking in blood, frozen red. 794 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,184 All of Russia. 795 00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:58,055 Hundreds of years, millions the tsar killed, 796 00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:02,093 then it was Lenin, then Stalin. 797 00:51:03,128 --> 00:51:05,596 Ten thousand, 20,000. 798 00:51:09,834 --> 00:51:13,504 But here you have, like, what? 799 00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:16,141 Malls. 800 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:20,077 Few dead Indians. 801 00:51:20,111 --> 00:51:23,914 Twenty million Russian died fighting Hitler, 20 million. 802 00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:25,216 I see from your face 803 00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:26,751 that you can't even imagine that. 804 00:51:26,784 --> 00:51:30,188 The pogroms, the starvation, 20 million more. 805 00:51:32,022 --> 00:51:36,727 Mothers cooking and eating their babies. 806 00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:38,763 That's why the snow falls white. 807 00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:41,366 To hide the blood. 808 00:51:48,373 --> 00:51:49,540 I'm leaving. 809 00:51:51,476 --> 00:51:52,677 Ahh! No! 810 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,980 You don't have to... 811 00:51:57,282 --> 00:52:00,485 This is what comes after the cup. 812 00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:36,066 Babe, i'm... 813 00:55:37,368 --> 00:55:38,669 Phew. 814 00:55:38,703 --> 00:55:40,905 Had a little scare for a minute. 815 00:55:40,938 --> 00:55:43,508 The police, which... 816 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:46,511 I don't have to tell you, got my heart going real good. 817 00:55:50,381 --> 00:55:52,850 But all fine now. 818 00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:57,254 Babe? 819 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,331 Babe? 820 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,967 Nikki, what... honey? 821 00:56:13,738 --> 00:56:16,541 Oh, no. No, no, no. 822 00:56:16,574 --> 00:56:18,242 Honey? Can you hear me? Nikki? 823 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:22,079 Come on. Honey? 824 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,282 Baby? Baby, what happened? What happened?